Wednesday, November 17, 2004

Seventeen Reasons to Fear November 17

  1. Woke up with a woody
  2. Maybe you were dreaming of her
  3. Can't have her
  4. Also woke at 12:30 a.m.
  5. Didn't start obsessing for about 30 minutes
  6. Tried prayer. Was distracted by obsessing. Prayer. Obsession. Prayer. Obsession. Somewhere on that see-saw, you got bored with it all, and fell asleep.
  7. It's raining
  8. It's cold outside
  9. The clouds are prison guards
  10. It's Wednesday
  11. Did I mention you were only obsessing about why you woke up?
  12. Throat hurts from eating too much sugar
  13. Can't have her
  14. It's dark outside
  15. Arthritis in your left pinky joint & in your back
  16. You have to go to work
  17. Words fail you
  18. GWB is president. The world is coming to an end.
  19. You can't have her.

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