Wednesday, August 02, 2006

Summer Cut

Summer CutNo, I don't feel off-balance because of the world situation. Why do you ask?
Two modest proposals:
1. Legalize drug use in professional sports. If pro athletes want to risk impotence, cancer, and other health problems, why should we care? The contest will become not only physical ability and skill, but pharmacological knowledge. Record books will mark a clear distinction between "pre-drug" and "post-drug".

2. That the U.N. send an international force to the mideast, to disarm (primarily) Lebanon, Israel, and Syria. Leave the citizens of those countries nothing more deadly than a pea shooter.

One bottom-line issue in both cases is to create a level playing field.

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