Beat Postcard

I decided my fantasy skerry needed a visitor. So, today's postcard seems to be written in the voice of Maynard G. Krebs (big no prize to anyone who gets that gag).

There may be an interplay between the image and the photograph. This is following the advice of my friend from Suffolk County. The postcard will take about 23 seconds to download on a 28.8K modem.

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Spelling of Maynard's name corrected in response to Christopher Key's comment, below.