Wednesday, April 28, 2004

At the end of his book Plan of Attack, Bob Woodward asks the Resident how history would judge his Iraq war. Mr. Bush smiled: "‘History,’ he said, shrugging, taking his hands out of his pockets, extending his arms out and suggesting with his body language that it was so far off. ‘We won't know. We'll all be dead.’"

Unfortunately, this is the administration's attitude about environmental issues, as well. Who cares if the ozone burns away in just a few generations? My cronies & I will be dead by then.

And heck, come the rapture, God's gonna provide us with a brand-spanking new Earth. Yep, after the muscle-bound Jesus has cleaned the clock of all the Muslims, Buddhists, Democrats, and other infidel unbelievers, he's gonna scrub the atmosphere clean so we can start all over again.

All five Republicans who have actually obeyed every jot and tittle of the Mosaic code, that is.

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